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I made this after dumping a bunch of info about leptons onto my friend today skfjdkkdjd
#physics#particle physics#nuclear physics#leptons#electrons#tau#muon#local autistic likes subatomic particles#subatomic particles#quarks#the lepton brothers#i fucking love subatomic particles
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Thinking about Her again...

#ITS JUST ORGANIZERD SO PERFEVTLT#AND IT CAME TO MENDELEEV IN A GOD DAMN DREAM#fucking message from the gods type shit#like you can just glance at the table and instantly get a ton of knowledge about any element#number of subatomic particles; how filled its valence shell is; how to put it in a lewis structure; how it decays if it's radioactive#its electron configuration; its molar mass; how it tries to achieve stability etc etc etc#I LOVE HER (the periodic table of elements)#zelle.txt#chem posting
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i want to love lust sans. and not just in the carnal, sensual way he's used to. i imagine that the haze of lust has warped his ideas of love. he's associated the thought that offering his body to be used is the only way to truly be loved. after all, there is nothing more exposing than taking a person to bed. he's used to being lusted after. hollered at. objectified. used like a toy.
but i want to love him gently.
i want to show him the different ways to love someone.
i want to hold his skull in my palms, stroke my thumbs along the curve of his rounded cheekbones. I want to place kisses along every little phalange, listening to his sweet and flustered giggles. i want to teach him that not all touches have to lead up to sex. that they can just be casual, yet tender caresses that hold no ulterior motives besides an unspoken "i love you." and if those touches do lead to something, then i don't want to fuck him. i want to make love to him. worship him in bed and link our hands together to remind him that it isn't just a mindless act. that it can be safe and loving and good and warm.
i want to shower him in simple little gifts and kisses. something meaningful that he keeps close to his heart. he is an alternate version of sans after all.. maybe a book on quantum physics or astronomy to spark his love of science. watch the way his eyelights glow excitedly as he tells me about the various constellations in the sky or about the behaviors of subatomic and atomic particles. or would a joke book be better instead, i wonder... reading out puns from the little yellow book, earning either groans or chuckles depending on who's in the room with him. would he bring it with him to work? rattle off a few jokes to the others to lighten the mood?
i want to spend hours just worshipping him. calling him "wonderful." calling him "beautiful" or "handsome" depending on what he feels like that day. watch the way his cheeks glow with that pretty plum blush as he grows flustered under the compliments. i want to hold him in my arms during his most vulnerable moments, while he hiccups and sobs against my chest. wondering if he's 'unloveable" or "dirty" for being the way he is. after all, it's hard to break the cycle of something you have known all your life. i want to tell him that he is worth it. that he is capable of being loved and loving someone back. that he deserves to be treated like something precious.
i want to live with him in a domestic setting. i want to help apply his makeup before he goes out for a gig at grillby's, tracing the eyeliner pen around his sultry sockets and applying the iridescent purple eyeshadow he favors. his pupils are all heart shaped while i hold his face, gently turning it from side to side to make sure both sides are even. i want him to wake up to me in the morning, cooking up breakfast while he wanders in wearing some of my clothes that are a size too big on him. we'd sit together in the living room, picking at our food while some crappy rom-com plays in the back. those are his favorite kinds of movies..
i want to give him everything he deserves.
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Connor Stoll sneaky smut in the Hermes’ cabin 🙏🏻
I LOVE your writing sm ♥️♥️ your amazing girly !!
the way I’m ovulating n need him so bad like wtf this is a crime
cw: fingering, I made a nerdy reference bc I’m a nerd n it’s what I do, swearing, reader bites connor, but he’s lwk an ass so… erm I think that’s it
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“we’re gonna get caught,” you half laugh-half warn.
though for the most part it was a warning. hermes cabin was the most packed with campers and you and your boyfriend where at risk every second of getting caught.
you don’t suppose connor cared very much about that because his finger continued trailing over the length of your bare thigh. you strongly dislike him sometimes.
you repeat his name in a chain-like order, tugging his hair gently, attempting to close your thighs together (he only parts them further each time you do that), nothing you seem to do could stop connor from the mission he’s on.
what’s pathetic is that you ache for him. you wish not. if the two of you get caught it’ll be stable duty for the rest of the year, and you’re sure you’d rather do anything else but that.
though, from the moment his finger enters you, it appears your brain had turned to television static, easily forgetting the severity of this situation at hand. your hand doesn’t stray far from his dark curls, fisting them between your palms now harsher than previously.
you attentively feel as his fingers curl inside of you, reaching the perfect spot to elicit sweet moans from your lips. it’s enough pleasure for you to forget, firstly, where you are, who you are, and why you didn’t want to do this in the first place.
you rock your hips into him searching for further friction, reducing yourself into more of a disoriented mess— already, your bra straps falling off your shoulders, your hair clearly had been toyed with, and your legs tremble with delectation. you want more, and you want it never to end.
you throw your head impossibly further back into the pillow, surely your hair will be staticky when you rise from it. you don’t seem to care about anything at the moment though. and especially when connor adds a second finger into you.
for a moment you leave earth. the universe. reality. whatever, you were melted into subatomic particles, you could only assume a proton with the way your body feels electrically charged in a positive way.
“fuck- connor…”
“I know,” he murmurs soothingly. “gonna come for me?”
you can’t find it in you to respond to that. because for one, you’re on a different plane of existence, and secondly, he knows the answer to that already.
“you know,”
oh no. what does he want?!
“I think this is a good time to tell you- I was the one that stole your book the other day.”
pause.
“what the fuck-”
a strangled moan cuts off your sentence, your orgasm hitting you harshly. what an asshole he is. and he holds it for as long as he possibly can, not prepared for your upcoming wrath.
and he was right in that sense, he’d end up with an awful bite mark via your mouth.
#xoxochb#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo#percy series#connor stoll x reader#connor stoll x you#connor stoll x y/n#connor stoll#percy jackson x reader#riordanverse x reader#riordanverse#riodanverse
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i'll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies
yeah, awesome, right?
( homemade dynamite, lorde )



🂱 golden trio reality introduction………..:::
born to ada tombs and a father of unknown whereabouts on the 26th of july 1980, alie tombs has always had the soul of an adventurer. the metamorphmagus would always find a way to wander off, which her mother got used to only after the girl (at the age of eight) had gone off to investigate some shiny pebbles on the pavement for the tenth time in the week (it was tuesday). alie has never been a good friend for the faint of the heart——always purposefully inserting herself into some mess, some sort of adventure, and laughing in the concerned faces of her loved ones afterwards.
‘i wouldn’t have done it if i was unprepared!’ she would exclaim.
well, alie, your mother who has barely lived a third of her very long witch lifespan doesn’t know that, does she? …………………..moving on.
alie has always seemed like she was a little bit of god a little bit of angel and a little bit of human combined. she has always been powerful and she has always been weird as fuck. ‘she talks to the bloody bugs in the bloody forbidden forest!’ said ron weasley, probably. ‘leave her be!’ responded hermione granger or luna lovegood in wildly different tones, probably. the girl is so keen on mapping the entire forbidden forest that she created a spell to read her books out loud to only her so that she can get into trouble without losing out on reading time. she has incredible potential to be a prankster, which the weasley twins definitely plan on doing something with. she loves a little bit of a curse, a little bit of a hex, a jinx, which draco malfoy unfortunately knows about (she hates his guts! for good reason too!).
she is also ridiculously curious about most things for a gryffindor, which caught the attention of one tom riddle (more on that later). she wants to study whatever magic has to offer, similar to how physicists study subatomic particles in CERN. she wants to investigate all things archaic, to explore, to understand….. it is no surprise that she wants to be an archeologist (or curse breaker. more or less the same thing. more on that later too, but perhaps another day).
despite the divided opinions on her personality, most can agree that she is free in a way most people aren’t: she does whatever she wants and makes sure nobody can say anything about it. how people say it….. well that differs. professor snape prefers the word ‘impertinent’. her best friends, ron and hermione prefer ‘daring’. her arch-nemesis tom riddle prefers ‘reckless’ or ‘headstrong’ or ‘madcap’. he finds her amusing. actually, lets get onto whatever’s going on with those two, shall we?

you see, alie tombs met draco malfoy at madam malkin’s robes for all occasions in diagon alley before even getting on the train to hogwarts and promptly decided that she would NOT be sorted into slytherin, against all odds if needed. and the odds were that the sorting hat was very keen on sorting her into the damn snake den, but she said ‘no’ and the hat miraculously listened. what does this have anything to do with tom riddle and alie tombs, you say? well. tom riddle has slytherin energy vibrating out of his every single strand of hair perfectly gelled into place. and alie tombs? well, you would never think that the hat wanted her in slytherin——she is courageous and determined like nobody else. tom and alie? they’ve always butted heads. not in the way draco and alie have, no, this has always meant a bit more. always striking up an argument in the hallways, trying to one up each other in classes, irritating each other willingly so that they can have the others eye on them for longer, to have each others attention for a couple more minutes. they’ve been obsessed with each other for longer than they like to admit.
she likes his hair and his stupid smug smirk and hates his hair and stupid smug smirk. she wants to punch him with a kiss. she wants to make him trip with a jinx so that she can see his exasperatedly-amused-but-also-slightly-irritated face. she wants to say a bold-faced-lie to him just to see him raise that perfect eyebrow and to have him amusedly question her with that tone of his that annoys her so much. he likes her pretty laughter and the mischief that twinkles in her eyes and hates her pretty laughter and the mischief that twinkles in her eyes. he wants to cast the tickling charm on her just to hear her shocked laughter and to face the brunt of her prickly attitude afterwards. its all very lovesick and obsessive and they’re annoying freaks for the rest of hogwarts castle, because how are they not fucking already???????
let us pray that they get their shit together soon. there are many bets placed already .


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the dumbass but also very smart, reckless but somehow formulates plans from a to z the moment things go terribly wrong, favorite colour is pink but her patronus is a crow energy of my dr self is quite difficult to write, but here’s to hoping that this introduction was nice enough. i got inspired and wanted to share a bit about it hahah. i’ve been focusing a lot on my other hogwarts reality on this tumblr but i can never forget this reality. i’m genuinely unhinged here. its very fun. i’ll be signing off now…………… BYE
#post layout kinda inspired by @cultofcola marauders dr intro!!!!!# 𝄒 GOLDEN TRIO * dr#this is sort of a mess i apologize#berrie's drs#my mad scientist#shiftblr#anti shifters dni#shifting antis dni#shifting#shifting realities#reality shifting#harry potter dr#shifting to harry potter#golden trio dr#hogwarts dr#shifting to hogwarts#shifting blog#shifting diary#shifting reality#desired reality#reality shifter#dr introduction
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Man.. why’d I have to be autistic over overcomplicated imcomprehensible stuff like quantum mechanics and theoretical physics of all things— why couldn’t it be like dogs or something relatable like- disney characters
The worst part is that I cant do math so my love of physics is like some fucked up one sided crush on some eldritch 4 dimensional being who will never know I exist and I am damned to only study and admire the sliver of her beauty I can comprehend through my 3 dimensional existence
We are kept apart by the very fabrics of our beings and yet we yearn for each other. We are forced never to look face to face and yet I will yearn for her until my dying breath. I can know her name but never know her face, her full picture, every detail, and yet I love her all the same.
So anyways. Electrons are chaotic evil in my subatomic particle alignment chart
#/silly#duck.txt#dont know what this means#dont ask#or do- I dont care#physics#quantum mechanics#I GUESS?
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Hey Azzy, happy belated WBW! Can you tell us a bit about how the magic in IDWTN fits into modern day to day life? Can magic work with tech, or does tech break around magic? What is your personal favourite bit of modern magic?
hi hi hi Jas, wonderful question, i'm about to go feral
i have a lot of gripes with some fantasy tropes but one i hate is the "magic and tech can't work together" THE FUCK YOU MEAN THEY CAN'T
because you see, a lot of the time this insurmountable irreparable inconceivable divide between magic and technology is either unexplained or worse, hypocritical. because if you have magic that doesn't work with tech because of things like cold iron and metals and nasty nasty processed stones then you can't have magical metals like mithril and adamantium
like, i get it from a writer's pov. not everyone wants to go down a rabbithole on how different engines work so they can make a motorbike that runs on mana. however, i do! so Aleji's bike runs entirely on mana and Ike's is a hybrid unleaded-mana because we are ecologically aware here, and i dare any car/bike dudebro to ask me how it works, i will pull out the diagrams
(sidenote, Aleji and Ike together would be a force to be reckoned with)
now after my little rant, let's get into why magic works with tech in my world (aside from personal preference) and how
tldr. magic is a science and runes are fucking awesome
i. am a technician at heart. i love advanced physics and calculus and analysis and all my little studies and estimations and approximations and models. i find it so satisfying when different parts of how we know and study the universe click together with mathematical precision. big fan
so that's where i started. from where maths and physics perfectly meet and click: electromagnetism. now this is gonna get a little bit technical but stick with me
magic starts at a really small scale with the mianirs: quantum-scale particles that — like electrons, photons and most subatomic particles — behave like both mass and wave and thus collapse classical physics
i'm not gonna bore you with how many quarks and which ones they're made of. suffice to say that there are two of them: mions and vions, both with neutral electrical charge but mions have a positive mana charge and vions have a negative one
mianirs can be stored in a neutral mana charge, but if there is a charge difference then the mions will move toward the negative charge (as opposed to the electricity where electrons move toward the positive charge). this flow of mions is what results into magic
mianirs can also do one other thing, which is micro-vibrate around their position. the combination of vibration frequency and particle wavelength gives you the different elemental resonances!
and then if the frequency is zero and the mianirs don't vibrate, then the mana and its magic are clear. but if the frequency is over a certain limit then it fucks up the wavelength, which makes mions and vions collapse on each other, which collapses the atom and now you have corrupted mana with no fucking wavelength, just vibration, which is really close to the no wavelength-no vibration mana of the Void. which is really fun, because now the Void creatures only need to reach that vibration frequency (much easier as a fucking mass) to get inside the Realm and start collapsing atoms!
i love the Void :D
suffice to say, quantum magic and magical physics are big areas of research right now all over Ona, Nodi, Pi'Enk, Reiki and Izerko, plus godsdamned Hålsvarþur
now that we're over the technicalities, the juicy part: magic and technology work together because they're both based on sciences. the magical properties of objects and living beings can be measured and classified.
magic is an art and a science. it can be enhanced and stabilized through physical, visual and vocal means, but at its base it works because there is a mana field to take advantage of. somewhere on a notebook or another is still have some half-assed equations and laws for it, because i am exactly the kind of nerd that finds name-dropping the "Faltan-Huss law of mana conservation" is extremely funny. but that's an aside, and the mana field works regardless of them both to do magic and to interact with electricity. because to have a mana field you need a mana potential, which means mana is an energy and if it's an energy then it can always be converted into work and heat, which you can use to spin a turbine to generate clean renewable electricity
on a more everyday scale, magic works by a combination of mana resonance and mana path to achieve different effects, but certain mana paths can still the resonance into clear mana. so all that you really need is a mana path that holds as long as you want your spell to last. how do you get that?
for instanteus / short term magic, spellcasting and mana manipulation work well. both use body movement to create the path, and then spellcasting uses voice projection methods to enhance it while mana manipulation (through hours meditation and training) stabilizes the external path at mana-field level
on the longer term, you're looking more at arrays and sigils, potions, spellweaving and runes. these ones work by visually and physically creating mana paths and / or taking advantage of the magical properties of things. they require a lot of studying, but they are extremely versatile, durable and stable, and so these are the ones that usually get industrialized / integrated into technology
couple of examples for you
in Revolve we have Ele, completely human character with a mana core too small to do magic. instead she's an artificer. a "trademark" of hers are these blast-bombs she made at home. they're as big as a tennis ball, and they work like this: the metal ball is cave, with three compartments inside separated with a soft plastic. one compartment has vinegar, one has water and baking soda and the third as a little bit of quartz powder. when the ball is thrown, the internal separator shatters, the vinegar and water+baking soda react chemically and generate a mana charge, which gets amplified by the quartz powder, which hits a rune carved into the outer shell, which explodes with the kind of magic the rune directs it into. she used zero mana of her own to create something that really really hurts
another example is the modified denim i was telling you about that is used by the Harbingers for protective wear. it works more on a spellweaving technique, with mianirs being physically threaded into the fabric
spellweaving also works on a shorter term by threading the mianirs through the air and holding the path. this one is actually a technique that Ike and his dad for diagnostic spells that need to last anywhere between ten minutes to an hour, or for shields and temporary enhancers
also, runes. runes are by far the best. they are extremely durable and stable, they can be compounded onto a single objects (or living creature!) and into sigils or arrays that draw the mana into the desired effect. which is why they are the most ancient and widespread for of magic after elemental
there are seventeen runic systems in Navilee only, with one more from Izerko, three from Ferive, seven or eight from Zimuria plus however many the fuck there are on Earth
runes are deeply favored as a form of magic by the Harbingers, who — madlads that they are — have managed to get their hands on, preserve and learn two sistems from Ferive, five from Zimuria, eleven from Navilee and all the ones from Earth, plus! two that close to no one else knows
listen to me here, Harbingers got their hands on Ademaric and Archaic runes. these are runic systems that people all over Izerko and Navilee are frothing at the mouth to find traces of. they are respectively the runic system of the great empire that was destroyed in the War of Arcana and the runic system that the Great Forces developed to stabylize the edges of the Realms before the Livi existed
would you like to know how many other people have access to information about these runic systems? four on Izerko. one on Navilee
that's it. and they have only recently started to crack the information and be able to understand the systems
(as an aside, two of these people are Aleji and Reyenn and honestly, if those three ever meet it's gonna be a holy trio of "lmao what is gender", "i love my partner(s)" and caffeine-fueled magical research. it makes me eye the potential sequel more and more)
but the Harbingers? they've been working with those systems since before they were an organization. they have centuries of experience with both of those runic systems. their most used runic system is literally a modernized version of the Ademaric system
they put them on clothes to make the clothes resistant. they put them on themselves (rune tattoos my beloved) to make themselves stronger. they put them on the back of their phones to generate noiseless bubbles. on the cars to make them safer to drive in bad weather. on jewelry for protection. on houses for protectionon entrances to hide them and lock them. someone out there is experimenting with runes on pet collars to make animals capable of human comunication
so Harbingers (but not only) love runes and spellweaving and potions. so do many people in Izerko and Navilee. they require a lot of study, practice, technicism and some decent math skills to integrate with technology, but they are so so worth it
but also, technomages that use lightning resonances to mimic electrons and fuck up your currents and signals and hack into your security systems. technomagic is illegal in Reiki, Pi'Enk, Ona, Nodi, Zet, Fyma, Uyla, Ekre Kas'Ti, and a few more. this does not stop people like Dajsper
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if opposites attract.. and they both have opposite charges.. does that mean proton and electron are in love?
i. oh my god. i forgot that. opposites attracted. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. i wasnt even planning on. oh my g
huuGHIHFHGHDINFH. OH MY SHITBALLS. OHHHH MY GOD??? oh my. oh. oh my god. i. i
YURI. YURI. OHHHH MY GOD YURI SAVE ME. SOMEBODY CATCH ME. SOMEBODY C *dramatically falls onto conveniently placed sofa*
i. i. they. oh my god they make me SICK and i. i havent even done anything with the two yet. i. ouuughhh. i feel sick. they make me SICK
chat. chat. chat what do we think about "asshole bitchass whos deeply in love and doesnt want to admit it because it has trust issues and it doesnt want to get hurt again and the only way zap can really express zap's feelings is through insults and doesn't know how to deal with ANY affection at all" x "motherly woman who wants to help said asshole and make it open up because she cares about it and her love language is physical contact but is horribly oblivious to the fact that the asshole is madly in love with her and also is bone-tired of holding the burden of expectation and responsibility but needs to keep doing it and just NEEDS someone who she can goof off and cuddle with" ohh my god im cooking im COOKING IM COOKING IM
i am SUCH a sucker for gay couples. thats right! theyre gay now. i said so. when does the arc start? i dunno. itll be a surprise. or something. god i need a fanfiction of this im. going to lose it im
gay. gay. homosexual. gay. ohhhh my FUCK OH MY FUCK
AAUUUGHGHGHGH. GARHGHGRHAGRHG. I AM GOING TO LOSE IT
ONE SIDED SLOW BURN YURI. ONE SIDED SLOW BURN YURI I REPEAT ONE SIDED SLOW BURN YURI. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ONE SIDED SLOW BURN YURI
OUGHGGHGTHUGUTHUGHTUGH. IM GOING TO DIE. IM GOING TO DIE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A STROKE AND DIE. THESE TWO MAKE ME SICK AND NOTHINGS EVEN HAPPENED YET
IM SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS RIGHT NOW ANON. YOU. YOU. OHHHH YOU. OHHHHHH YOU. OHHHHHHHHH YOU. YOU. YOU. YOU.
IM GOING TO. I. THEY. T. I. IM. I. IM GONNA. THEY. OUUUGHHHH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE TWO. OHHHH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE TWO LITTLE FUCKING SUBATOMIC PARTICLES
OHHHH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE. HOW. HOW. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE "HAHA SILLY CONFESSION BLOGS" WHERE DID THE FUCKING YURI COME FROM
"electrons been meaner lately. did i do something wrong? did i make it upset? aw man.." meanwhile electron in the background is going "FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OHHH MY FUCK THERES NO WAY THERES NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE FUCK FUCK FUCK I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT PINK PROTON BITCH NO THERES NO WAY THIS CANT BE HAPPENING I AM NOT ACCEPTING THIS"
yuri...
this was all /pos by the way
#I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT#OHHHH MY GOD??????? YURI??????? IN MY CONFESSION BLOGS??????#EVERYTHING HAS TO BECOME YURI. THIS IS MY 5000TH GAY COUPLE AND IM NOT FUCKING STOPPING#OHHHH MY GODDDD........... OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD........#THEY MAKE ME SO SICK...... IM GONNA THROW UP.........
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The Purest Element
1200 words for 1200 followers #8
A/N: Hi friends! Welcome to the 12-A-Palooza! This event is my way of saying thank you for sticking with me. Your support and kindness toward me and my writing is out of this world and I’m grateful for every last one of you! This one takes place in the Bad Idea universe, but could be read as stand alone, too. All you need to know is that Reader is an artist, and these two newlyweds love each other so much it's stupid. Please enjoy this moment of loving, supportive, domestic fluff with more than a hint of spice. 💚
Warnings: language, a little bit of very light smut with heavy suggestion of more to come, little bit of late night toking.
Requested by: @jessahmewren Song: Strangeness and Charm Character Choice: Once again I was given the choice between two characters, and once again I chose against Ezra. Who even am I?! (Don't worry, my favorite spaceman will get his due very soon.) The song is a play on scientific terms and how love, like chemical reactions, can be beautiful and pure as well as volatile and unbalanced. Fun fact: "Strangeness" and "Charm" are characteristics of two types of Quarks, which are subatomic particles that make up all matter. (please note, I am not a scientist and my understanding of these terms is only at a surface level like Dieter's is in this piece.) I hope you enjoy this little science lesson given by none other than Dr. Bravo himself.
Summary: You have to stay up late to take a call for work and Dieter waits up for you... and can't wait to share what he's learned for a new role he's got coming up.
“Thanks again. I know it’s quite late in Los Angeles, so I really do appreciate you setting the time aside to take the call. It was great chatting with you.” Hattie, the owner of a London art gallery that you were arranging a show for, gave you a bright smile. “And I’m very much looking forward to meeting you in person next week.”
Despite how tired you were - the time difference not doing you any favors for a video call that was scheduled at 10 am there - you grinned back at her. “Same here.” You finished up by confirming the details again, and as the clock in the bottom corner of your laptop changed to 3:26 am local time, you closed the window and shut your screen.
It’s happening.
It was going to be your first international show, and you were thrilled about what taking that step meant for your career. Booking in London had been a goal of yours for as long as you could remember. The fact that it was only a few days away from becoming reality hadn’t fully sunk in yet, and you expected that it wouldn’t until you saw your work hanging at Hattie’s place. And the fact that when you did finally get to have that moment, Dieter would be there with you, only made you that much more excited.
He’d been to plenty of your openings in New York and L.A., even one in Denver. But this was the first one he would attend as your husband, the two of you fresh off your honeymoon and just starting to get back to work. In a rare stroke of luck regarding your schedules, Dieter had gotten a role in a movie that was set to start filming in London three days after your collection opened, so him being there wouldn’t even require any extra travel.
It couldn’t have worked out better.
Stretching your shoulders, you rose from the armchair in the corner of the study and flicked the light switch on the wall. You were exhausted, but there was still a baseline hum of excitement buzzing through your veins, and as you padded down the hallway and into the living room, the sight that awaited you there only intensified that feeling.
Oh, would you look at him? Fuck. You bit your bottom lip as you entered the room, smiling around your teeth. That’s my husband.
Sprawled across the couch on his stomach, iPad open in front of him and a joint held between two fingers to create a halo of smoke around his wild curls, Dieter looked up as he heard you come in. “Hey.” He set the joint down in one of the grooves of the ashtray he was using and sat up, one leg tucked under his body and a lopsided grin curving his lips. “How’d it go?”
You let out a sigh as you sunk down into the couch beside him. “Fine.” His arm came around you as you reached for the still-burning joint and took a small hit. This’ll help me wind down for bed at least. Exhaling, you leaned against him, his well-worn pullover sweater soft and comforting. “Hattie just wanted to finalize everything.” You hummed, setting the joint back where you took it from before looking up at him. “Why’re you still awake?” Lifting your hand up, you raked your nails through his hair and around his ear. “You didn’t have to wait up for me. It’s late, and-”
Dieter leaned down to press his lips against yours, cutting you off. “I wanted to take my wife to bed.”
The tone of his voice simultaneously made your heart swell and made heat pool low in your belly - because you knew very well what he was capable of once he got you where he wanted you. You whimpered as you kissed him back. I want that, too, Dieter.
He pulled back with a smirk, clearly pleased with the reaction he’d caused in you. He knows exactly what he does to me. And he likes it. “And - ” He used the arm that was around you to reach for his iPad, picking it up and handing it to you. “I figured it wouldn’t be a bad idea to do some more research for the new role. This shit is incredible.”
You let out a small laugh at the way he so easily switched from seducing you to excitedly sharing what he’d learned in his digging. Glancing down at the page he had open, your eyes widened. “Charm Quarks and Antimatter.” Shaking your head and blinking rapidly, you set the device down on the coffee table. “What the fuck does that even mean?”
He snorted and gave a half shrug, your body moving with the movement of his where you were still leaning into him. “Honestly I think I went a little deeper down the rabbit hole than I needed to, because I … They’re… subatomic particles? I think? I don’t know, I just kept clicking links and it just seemed like a wild read.” That got a full fledged laugh out of you, but he went on. “I did start out reading some things that were relevant to the part, though.”
The new movie was called The Purest Element, and it told the story of a Physicist - played by Dieter - who had set out to prove that love was nothing more than a chemical reaction, only to fail and fall in love with one of his test subjects. It was a dramatic role that required the confident delivery of a lot of technical scientific jargon, so Dieter wanted to make sure that he familiarized himself with some of the terms. You had no doubt that while you were in the other room on your Zoom call, he was using his phone to record himself pronouncing things like “electron-positron colliders”.
“Did you?” You asked through a yawn. He nodded, the tip of his nose bumping your cheek as he trailed his lips toward your ear. “Like what?” You mumbled the question as you felt him shift his hold on you to ease you down onto the cushion.
“Like… how when I touch you?” He dragged his hand slowly up your thigh, pinky snagging on the hem of your shorts before he continued his path upwards. “When my skin touches your skin?” You sighed as he inched his fingertips under your top, trailing them over your belly and to your side, your shirt hiking up around his wrist. “And you get all flustered?” He nipped at your earlobe, the contact forcing your lips to part, a ragged breath slipping out. “What you’re really feeling is a catalytic reaction brought on by friction.” His hand slipped all the way up beneath your shirt to cup your breast.
“Sounds…” You swallowed as he worked his tongue around the small stud earring you were wearing, your fingers twining through his hair as you tipped your head back. Fuck that feels amazing. “Sounds very scientific, Dieter. Maybe we should do some more experiments just to be sure.”
There was a spark in his eyes as he responded. “See? Had to stay up. It’s for science.”
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crawling into your blog like this to deep fry my school/work-fucked brain in homelander fics and unlock that subatomic particle of serotonin that will keep me sane
oh kenny!!! 😭😭😭 i love you!! rest your weary head upon his heavily padded bosom. suffocate your woes betwixt them. be soothed by his insistence you quit your capitalist pursuits to pay attention only to him!!!
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It's not project ozone, maybe project ozone 2 or I think maybe skyfactory 2.5 I remember getting pretty far in the progression for that one. But whichever modpack it was. Once you got to a big reactor feeding obscene amounts of RF into a draconic evolution big cool-looking extravagant energy sphere powering enderIO farming stations for magical crops that create everything in existence including more yellorium to power the big reactor in an exponential growth feedback loop it is a very cheap-feeling but VERY SATISFYING level of progression since you made all of that out of NOTHING! NOTHING!! SURE maybe everyone else has gotten tired of silkworm covered trees and gravel sifting and skyblocks and YES I too fucking love all the variations like "it's stoneblock instead of skyblock now" and "chickens lay resource eggs, breed superchickens" and even that "the ground is matter, punch it for subatomic particles" one I barely tried the absolute beginning of but yeah goddamn cool concept but. All that said. I will always love you, EX NIHILO
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So I write for a pretty huge verse that is currently almost 800,000 words of pure incoherent techno babble. In some of the comics they actually do go into this in more detail and he is shown being able to create black holes, teleport, etc. They do clarify in some issues that he controls electrons but this isn't consistent.
Our version of him controls subatomic particles. He can teleport, and because of this can also time travel (as so can electrons) and breach the barriers of different realities in what we call the Expanse. He first learned how to manipulate electrons, and since metal is the most conductive element, he has had an affinity for it since childhood.
But he gradually became super fucking OP, and as of now is basically the most powerful mutant in our verse. Here is a more fun one for you though: how do you think telepathy works? Does Charles control the electrochemical transmissions in people's brains (thus he should also be capable of manipulating sodium due to the sodium/ion transport network, other hormones, etc).
We solved this using neutrinos, which are near-massless particles that pass through objects and are theorized to retain information about the objects they pass through. Charles has additional structures in his brain that when they pass through his body after going through someone else, he can interpret the data and restructure it into thoughts, images, etc. He can do this in reverse and utilize neutrino transmission to remotely affect others as well, attaching whatever data he wants another person to receive in a strong enough manner that someone without these structures can parse it.
Meaning their abilities are actually very similar in that they are both rooted in quantum and particle physics, so we play them as kind of two halves of a whole. Erik is tangible and Charles intangible. Charles has also been shown to have the capacity to manipulate his physical environment, but he has less practice with this. (Just like our Erik has some latent psionic potential and natural telepathic immunity, but is not practiced in it.)
Sorry, I am a nerd and I love theorizing about this shit.
can i ask? does magneto control metals or electomagnatism? what exactly are his mutant powers? is there a different secret system to what is and is not a metal to him? because it seems like he has a handle on all transition as well as like lead and tin which are post transition metals of any quality or alloy of them but like... this implies that the only things he isn't in control of are like... the noble gasses and the organic chemistry elements (reactive nonmetals which is such a blah name for them.)
like, he should probably be able to control most salt and calcium... so he should be able to pretty easily mush people or marionette them around or control AT LEAST their emotions and stuff? idk i have food poisoning right now but i feel like he should also have some kinds of lava powers too if it was consistant? or is it about his abilities with electromagnetic forces? because if that's true then forget it, he should be able to control the spin of the earth, the earth, most solid objects and the chemical signals in people's brains and muscles, but i guess he could also do that with standard metal control too...
that's too much. i know he was created a while ago but like... they need to be specific. he should really be called like, "Deorbito." every issue should have a little periodic table with a blerb about electron spin or something, and specifics about what is and is not a Magneto "metal" and why... just to be sure. wouldn't cost a dime...
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Also, TMSIDK Concept that popped into my brain last night: Spencer has to get up earlier than Reader for work, so he writes little sticky notes for them and puts them where he knows she’ll see them as she’s getting ready for the day. Just little declarations of love or corny jokes to make her smile. And since Reader is usually out of work before Spencer, she does the same thing for him.
TMSIDK!reader 🥰 I don’t know if this was technically a blurb request, but i think it fits best as a blurb
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Y/N hummed at the press of his lips against her temple. She could feel his smile against her skin, warm as the blankets that he’d tucked in close around her sleeping frame. When he pulled back, she whined, eyes fluttering open in the still dark room.
He shushed her, sitting back next to her on the bed. “You still have about an hour to sleep. We’ve got a case.”
“Out of town?” she mumbled.
“Mhm.” He smoothed a hand over her hair. “I’ll call you tonight if I can?”
“Please,” she agreed.
He leaned over her again, pressed his mouth to hers, minty breath ghosting over her face as he murmured. “I love you.”
“I love you, save lives, come home.” It had become a sort of mantra for her, and an unspoken agreement between them that he would do everything in his power to come home to her in one piece.
He pressed another chaste kiss to her mouth. “I’ll do my best.”
And then his weight was gone from the bed, and she heard the click of the front door behind him, and the apartment was quiet.
She didn’t sleep much after that, the aroma of coffee drifting through the apartment, and the temperature of the bed just a little too cool without him next to her. With a sigh, she heaved herself out of the bed a full twenty-five minutes before the alarm.
She grabbed her phone before shuffling to the bathroom, stifling a yawn behind her hand. A flash of pink on the mirror caught her eye, and she smiled as soon as she saw the chicken scratch scrawled across the post-it.
Good morning, Miss Honey. Have a day as sweet as you are.
There was another note stuck to the side of her favorite coffee mug.
I’ve never had a buzz quite like the one I get from you.
And another on her teacher bag.
Thanks for teaching me more than I could have learned from any book. I love you.
She tucked the notes into her wallet and then pulled on her jacket as she shot off a text to him.
Y/N: You’re very cute. ♥️ Miss Honey 🍯
Spencer: Just repaying the favor. Miss you already.
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On the jet, he opened his wallet, pulling out a handful of his own worn, multi-colored paper squares.
morning, BFG 🤍 have a BFD (beautiful, fucking fun day)
we must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us 🤍
I’d stay in bed all day with you if I could. but alas, one of us has to actually make money
sorry for poking fun at your salary. you’re worth a million bucks to me 🤍 and I wanna spend the rest of my life getting out of student debt with you
I can’t think of anything cute today but I love you more than I can fit on a sticky note anyway 🤍
thanks for being the best lab partner in this weird and wonderful thing called love. 🤍 I love you, Spencer
#homoose 1k 💎#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid fanfiction#homoose writes#tmsidk
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KING I COULDNT READ YOUR PAPER ABOUT THE AU CAUSE IM STUPID BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT PKEASE
NO DUDE THAT PAPER IS NOT FOR READING THAT THING IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO ANYONE BESIDE ITS CREATOR. A FACE ONLY A MOTHWR COULD LOVE FR.
this got long oops. wnjoy
ok but BASICALKY so like. there’s this planet called C-17 (solar system C, body 17). it’s this rocky place with magma for oceans, closest to its orbital star so it’s super hot, super small (about 1/4 the size of earth) so its gravitational pull is about 2.68 m/s^2. that’s around the gravitational pull of our earth’s MOON for context.
the native people of the planet are dragon like humanoids (i think,, this might change tho. im simply fond of dragon!tubbo headcanons and it kinda fits w the environment. might change it to a mc mob from the nether tho ?).
the planet used to have tons of [material i need to make up] to be mined but despite the work conditions being unsafe (you could literally mine into lava) it was all mined out. C-17’s economy has been entirely reliant on its [material] and is now kind of the universe’s wasteland.
to make matters worse, an asteroid has recently slammed into C-17. you see, C-17 is wedged between its sun and an asteroid belt, and usually, things are fine, but recently a huge rock was knocked out of orbit and hit C-17. its continents have been shattered and its orbit has been fucked up, it’s now even closer to the sun than BEFORE and getting hotter and hotter.
of course, other superpowers in the universe aren’t going to let this slide. you see, C-17’s only major investment other than its gold industry was in flying and specifically, space travel.
C-17’s low gravitational pull makes it both an easy place to launch large things into space, but also an incredibly hard environment to navigate. and besides just having a low gravitational pull, the air is so thin there that air resistance hardly matters, so it’s something akin to sliding on ice. this makes it an incredible training ground for pilots planning to go to space. C-17 has an incredible space program and fleet.
and recently, a certain scientist on that planet has been studying subatomic particles (without the government’s approval. oops). in particular, he’s studying one—one that has no matter, in fact has antimatter. you see, with antimatter, travel through worm holes might be possible—meaning both incredibly fast travel over space, but also travel through time.
unfortunately, this scientist is captured by the same superpower that controlled their mines and thrown into prison and told to keep working, but not before he gives his best friend the keys to his ship and tells him to break him out. when he’s there, he refuses to work, meets a new friend, and ends up having to break himself out when his best friend doesn’t show. queue a trip back to the lab, a discovery, and a rocky-but-successful first attempt at time travel to go back and time and save him.
hehehehe bench trio go brrr what do you think jamie. the plot is very loose & i need to do more worldbuilding (especially of the mean planet, plus wherever ranboo is going to be from i need to give him a home planet too) but !!!!! :D i think it’s cool
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I never said that Angel was more murder-y than everyone else. I'm saying that in a show about redemption, framing a character as basically redeemed and deserving of salvation but never addressing the part where they ended innocent lives is a problem. Like does Angel canonically regret any of that?
YOU were the one who said Husk called Angel out for being a killer, NOT me. I would honestly hate it if Husk tried to handwring about Angel being a murderer. That's lame. There are way better ways to have Angel be forced to confront what he's done.
And I never said anyone needed to walk up to Angel and say "Ew you're a murderer that's evil" because that would be shitty lazy storytelling. That never happened to Zuko, for good reason. He had a moment that was slightly like that where the child he saved in "Zuko Alone" told him to fuck off because he's the prince of the fire nation, but that's not the same at all.
The show is meant to criticize these black and white ideas of morality, and it could easily do that, but it constantly makes characters who are just fundamentally good or bad. Angel basically proves himself redeemed and a good person now in an actual court of law. This is the only time I've seen a writer literally tell the audience directly that a character has redeemed themselves and earned forgiveness.
I paid attention to the court scene. It was stupid as fuck. They had a shitty joke become the actual backbone of this courts rules. Despite being a criticism of Christianity it makes up new moral rules instead of talking about the actual rules, like the ten commandments. Imagine if they decided Angel wasn't to be redeemed because he doesn't believe in the christian god and took the lords name in vain, even though he was seriously trying to be a good person now and had tried to make amends for past mistakes? That would be so much more real as a criticism of Christianity. Instead it's this bullshit about how the idea of bad people is made up, even though the every single hell demon is an absolute monster and most angels are innocent people kept in the dark about what Sera is doing down there.
Like the story is very clear, aside from the exterminators who are a dirty secret, Heaven is full of morally pure people. And people in hell are rapists and murderers by default. Like name one established character who went to Hell and is a morally good person. None of them are. They're either murderers or rapists or they're brainwashing people or they sell date rape drugs or they're war profiteers or cannibals.
Adam being a bad person does not negate the fact that everyone in hell aside from charlie has clearly caused untold trauma to someone else, or are a toxic prescience on someone's life.
And say what you want about the idea of good person and bad person being homophobic or whatever, that does not negate the feelings of someone who gave birth to three kids under the influence of a love potions Velvette created and sold, or Angels trauma at the hands of Val, or Husks trauma at the hands of Alastor, or Alastors trauma at the hands of whoever has him on that chain, or Pentius's feelings about being gangraped at the club.
Adam literally said Vaggie was his best soldier, not that she was a rookie who didn't have the heart to kill anyone. His best soldier. She had seen combat many times and had done it often enough to become well respected as a soldier. She could stand toe to toe with Lute in a fight.
I can accept that maybe Vaggie didn't see a demon child before. But the fact that this turned her entire character around to the point that a few hours after that happening she suddenly loves demons now and dedicates her life to serving the devil's child, that does not track. It's not just unrealistic for her to change that fast, it's fucking boring. I don't care if she was diced into subatomic particles and exploded a billion times from all those spitting atoms before being reformed, she should not just magically unlearn all her deeply ingrained lifelong biases in a few hours. Vaggie went through maybe 3 seasons of character development in only two scenes. And this makes her character boring as she now has literally no growing to be doing as a character.
Yeah Vaggie being a better person after a year is believable. But we're not told that she had to go on that journey, we were told she magically learned all the good things and joined the good side after being beat up. Zuko experienced not one but TWO lute wing moments in his life and neither one caused him to 180 like that. Because that's boring stiff character writing. She should be allowed to be messy and maybe not fully get it. That's way more interesting that her being Charlie's henchwoman who she kisses.
I'm saying that the show has basically done nothing to setup the idea of Alastor redeeming himself. He has nothing resembling remorse or conflict, not even a little bit, and he's no closer to becoming a better person now than he was at the start. Even a baby step like kind of warming up to Charlie could count.
Zuko's redemption arc started in season one. In a 20 episode season, not 25. He ended his redemption arc and started his atonement arc in episode 50, but it not that. And Zuko doing bad things we're supposed to hate him for is GOOD writing. He has things to redeem himself from, and it makes him finally learning his lesson in the end all the more satisfying. This is not a writing mistake, it's what the writers of Hazbin should have been doing with their characters.
I never sad Angel needs to be called out for his behavior, I said you were wrong to say that it did happen, and I never said Alastor needed it either. You put words in my mouth. Read what I actually said and why I said it.
They went to hell as their consequence. But the majority of Hell people seem to be doing fine with their lives. Mimzy isn't living in eternal suffering, nor is Pentius or Cherry, the V's are certainly not. Husk, Angel, and Alastor are special cases and the majority of characters are just not in their position. Rosie seems fine with her life as well. You'd almost forget these characters are in danger of death annually with how well they seem to be taking it.
Angel being raped as a consequence for his actions, yeah fuck that. That's not accountability, and it's not something anyone deserves. We're not supposed to think Angel "had it coming" and it would be extremely shitty if we did. We're not counting that. And I'm not talking about the sharks. Angel is literally said to be responsible for mass death numbering in the thousands over petty turf wars.
Blitz apologizing and it being fake doesn't matter to this argument. There's a such thing as actually being sorry and being in situations where an apology would be appropriate to give.
The Gaang do forgive Zuko eventually, Katara literally said the exact words "I think i'm ready to forgive you" to Zuko. And I don't expect every character to follow Zuko's example to a T just because I said his name. I just said this is a thing that happens to him that should happen to these other characters. Some things work for some situations and other things work for others.
I don't need these characters to be forgiven. I just want them to have to seriously confront what they've done and how that affects people. I do not expect these characters to get forgiveness at every turn or even necessarily any turn. That doesn't matter. I never said it did. I specifically mentioned the character in Bojack Horseman who he hurt and pushed him away because of that. People who were burned out and can't expend any more mental energy on dealing with him, characters who will hate him forever, or are literally scared of him, or both. Even a character who straight up died as a result of his own actions. That level of maturity and painful realness, that you can be shitty to someone and have to just live with it and never receive closure, and then you just have to try and be better and hope it doesn't happen again, that's something Hazbin just doesn't have the maturity to touch. Even Avatar had more maturity than that, with Zuko having experiences with people he will never meet again and never have the chance to apologize to for how he hurt them even though they were nice to him, people who hate him or fear him for his role in this war and how it's hurt them and their families. The acknowledgement that wanting to be better is not good enough to get forgiven.
Hazbin has none of that painful reality that comes from being a person who has hurt people and is trying to be better, which is a big problem for a show where rape and religious abuse are major themes.
Hazbin has such black and white writing for a show about redemption. Like can you name a single instance in which the story ever wanted you to take Angels behavior seriously, and care about something he’s done?
Or a moment where a character tried to make amends for past actions, or improve as people. Sir pentius didn’t learn anything he just stopped being a cartoon baddie, there was no need to confront past behavior or mature or anything.
And Vaggie, she does not learn anything, she just sees a child and becomes good. Why does this child belong in hell? Why has Vaggie never seen one before? Why does Vaggie suddenly respect adult demons after seeing this child when she was fine killing adult demons before this?
Why is Lucifer portrayed as basically a good person who never has to commit to redemption when he was literally okay with the exterminations? Because he has depression?
Why doesn’t Alastor make anything resembling a step towards redemption after all of season one as a main character in a show about redemption?
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I started writing this as a response to @asksecularwitch but it was getting too long.
When I say studying quantum physics got me into witchcraft, I NEVER mean that the direct science somehow confirmed magic's existence. Or that the bizarre nature of subatomic particles somehow directly explain any of my witchcraft.
What I mean is that I had a concrete view of the universe growing up. Like everything that existed was material, and behaved in a specific way -- and I took for granted that the things I couldn't see ALSO worked that way. When I learned I was wrong, and that science proved me wrong -- like the uncertainty principle and the observer effect right fucked me up. 😆
So I started looking at the world differently. All the paranormal stuff and weird things I loved as a kid. Because the only reason I had dismissed them was because they didn't fall into a model of the universe which I was coming to realize wasn't even real. It gave the universe a sense of mystery again.
That's what I mean when I say that. Not some new agey misunderstanding of the science. Just that I finally didn't have all the answers myself.
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